I am a proclaimed Cowboy Hater, but I keep up with the Cryboys because it is the NFL and I live in Dallas. I was in Chicago part of this week and they do not cover Cryboys news, so we I landed back in the great sports town of Dallas (HAHA!) the first thing I hear is that “Pacman” is coming to Dallas. Insert strip club jokes here. I know the history of the Dallas Cryboys. They have a great legacy with the likes of Roger S, Tom L, Randy W, Danny W, and the great Dat Nguyen (yes I went to A&M). Lets rewind the clock to the early years of Skeletor’s ownership. (Flashback) The Cryboys had a chance to draft a stud WR, but the owner did not want to deal with is off-field problems. Who was this WR….. Randy Moss. (Flash forward) I guess that Skeletor is desperate to win a Superbowl, because off-field problems do not matter any more. The past three years the Cryboys have picked up Owen, Johnson, and now Packman. Now when Packman wants it to make it rain at strip club he can take Tank with all of his guns to shoot the place up while T.O. is in the bathroom OD’ing. I want to close with an idea from Dale Hanson. The Cryboys are looking for a WR, well there is a guy who is 6’4” and nobody can catch him….
Osama Bin Laden.
My $.02.
Out.
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Nice opening post! The only question I have is not if Pacman is going to make it rain just where? I'm thinking the clubhouse.
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